Title, Year: The Tourist (2010)
Director: Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck
I didn’t like The Tourist for many reasons.
Reason # 1: The film is set in London, Paris, and Venice and there is a cynical, anti-American subtext that is threaded throughout the film. I normally enjoy watching Johnny Depp create his quirky characters on-screen, but his performance turns out to be a one-note, not so subtle commentary on “stupid Americans”. This kind of prejudice, in an American studio-backed film no less, is thankfully rare.
Reason # 2: The constant, embarrassingly frequent reminders that Angelina Jolie is attractive and apparently makes every guy she comes into contact with weak at the knees was annoying and distracting. I don’t know if it was a poor attempt at humor or if she is starting to have this kind of thing embedded in her contracts, but it was really unnecessary.
Reason # 3: The script was poor. The dialogue was amateurish. The plot twists were able to be seen a mile away. I won’t give it away, but the ending leaves quite a few holes in the story line. For a film that garnered two of the most popular movie stars of our time, this was a very weak attempt at utilizing them.
Reason # 4: Johnny Depp’s hair and beard were awful. I know this is not a good reason to dislike a movie. However, for someone who has always been a very cool, idealistic movie star and talented actor, he just looked like he was sleep walking through the film. He is known for using every bit of his personality and appearance to bring out a character. Maybe this was another knowing wink that Americans have poor hygiene and don’t know how to use a comb properly or when to get a haircut, but if so it didn’t seem that way. It just seemed like both Johnny and Angelina got paid for a pretty lengthy vacation in Venice and that Johnny probably did like the rest of us and let himself go while on vacation. The audience, it seems, just got robbed.